I mean, who's with me? Who remembers when Dial used to be a thick, heavy, manly, perfectly rectangle chunk of soap
And now it's just this lightweight little pussy of a shape-with-no-name and a great gouge taken out of it, saving Henkel Consumer Corporation money and causing me great anguish. Behold.
You thought I wouldn't notice. But I'm on to you. Scammers.
Fuck you, Dial.
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Also: Oh boy. Only 11 people think I'm funny. So sad.
Yes, but I'll bet those are the COOLEST eleven people ever! lol. You're the best <3
ReplyDeleteOh, don't get me started. Sugar is now in FOUR pound bags instead of five. Cereal, potato chips, EVERYTHING!
ReplyDeleteCapitalism sure is a bitch, isn't it?
P.S. I voted!
Laura: Absolutely. I love my 11 people. :)
ReplyDeleteJanice: Yaaaay thank you! :D And screw those sugar makers.
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ReplyDeleteDial Soap, you can't fool me. I'm on to you. You think you're being so sly, but I know you've reduced the size of your soap, cheating me out of a substantial chunk of your antibacterial goodness, yet charging the same damn price.