I mean, who's with me? Who remembers when Dial used to be a thick, heavy, manly, perfectly rectangle chunk of soap
And now it's just this lightweight little pussy of a shape-with-no-name and a great gouge taken out of it, saving Henkel Consumer Corporation money and causing me great anguish. Behold.
You thought I wouldn't notice. But I'm on to you. Scammers.
Fuck you, Dial.
Also: Oh boy. Only 11 people think I'm funny. So sad.