Saturday, December 17, 2011

Tricksies.

Dial Soap, you can't fool me. I'm on to you. You think you're being so sly, but I know you've reduced the size of your soap, cheating me out of a substantial chunk of your antibacterial goodness, yet charging the same damn price.

I mean, who's with me? Who remembers when Dial used to be a thick, heavy, manly, perfectly rectangle chunk of soap that you could put in the toe of a sock and beat the shit out of someone with?






And now it's just this lightweight little pussy of a shape-with-no-name and a great gouge taken out of it, saving Henkel Consumer Corporation money and causing me great anguish. Behold.




You thought I wouldn't notice. But I'm on to you. Scammers.

Fuck you, Dial.

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Also: Oh boy. Only 11 people think I'm funny. So sad.
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3 comments:

  1. LauraDecember 17, 2011 at 9:40 PM

    Yes, but I'll bet those are the COOLEST eleven people ever! lol. You're the best <3

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  2. JaniceDecember 18, 2011 at 5:52 AM

    Oh, don't get me started. Sugar is now in FOUR pound bags instead of five. Cereal, potato chips, EVERYTHING!

    Capitalism sure is a bitch, isn't it?

    P.S. I voted!

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  3. JoDecember 18, 2011 at 12:49 PM

    Laura: Absolutely. I love my 11 people. :)

    Janice: Yaaaay thank you! :D And screw those sugar makers.

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