Misheard Lyrics, Bum-Bum Style.

While I'm sitting here being all sick and miserable, I thought I'd blog some total bullshit. To brighten your day and mine. And yes, if you are my FB friend, you know I've posted these ALL OVER CREATION because apparently I think I'm a wizard, a genius. But I happen to think it's the funniest thing since, well, since my last funny blog post.

I got nothin' else for ya. Because I'm sick like the dog. But. I've been on a kick lately of transcribing hard-to-understand lyrics, especially from songs I've never heard before. I've done a few of these by now, but I think these are a couple of my crowning achievements.

This is supposedly "I'm Alright" by Kenny Loggins. I double dog dare you to listen to this song and read MY lyrics and just try to tell me I'm mistaken.

So on this dreary sick Saturday afternoon, I now present to you, "Memorite," by Jo:

Damn a right

Nobody better found me

I ain't gotta give me advice

Get ya just let it pee

(Memorite)

Memorite

No, nobody better 'bout me

You've gotta give me advice

Why don't you just let me pee

Do what you like

Do it in a net, say,

But if it's too freezy, 

the color just a game.

It's your life,

Isn't it a mystery

If it snow buddy's been there

Cuz everybody's game

So catch someday, all right!

No, now save it for the runway

Set safe the railing

Who yeah get you gonna get you with the dog

Doo doo doo doo doo doo

And the night

Nobody lookin' 'bout me

Why you gotta give me a thigh 

Can't you just let it pee

Memorite

Don't nobody better bout me

You've got to give me a fly

Why don't you just let me pee

Who do you whoa

Who you gonna bitty thing

Who is a feeling

Make it up your my hind

You wanna listen to the mayor

Pay attention to the man's a steak

And belly gotcha in the moo

Listen to your hard beatin'

Hard beatin'

Hard beatin'

Hard

Don't it get your gloves on

Feels, you baby feel good

Let's see your nails

?? [Even Jo can't translate this shit] ??

Doo doo doo doo doo doo doo doo

Am...

Am I right?

Nobody better bout me

Why you gotta give me a thigh?

Can't you just let it pee

Am I right?

No, nobody better than me

You've got to give me a thigh

Don't you just let me pee

Am I right?

Nobody better than me

Why you gotta give me a thigh?

Can't you just let it pee?

Am I right?

Memorite

Memorite

Just let me pee.

Memorite

Am the night

And the light

Just let me pee!

Hey damn!

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 (poor dude just wants to pee!!)

(Here are the supposedly "real" lyrics, if you feel like having a laugh)

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And if that one doesn't do it for you, well, you know I've got another. I had never before in my life heard "Yellow Ledbetter" by Pearl Jam, but I'm pretty sure I nailed the actual lyrics. Here I give you "Gobadoh," by Jo:

All a feeling, on a voice of little things

There's a sail, I wanna leave it again

Walk the dog hell, on a piece of little fee

On a sea, I wanna leave it again

On a reeling, on a wizard on a way, yeah

Ban a gold on a say than I wone wanna say that I gold out of a me

Damn the risen on a leave of gobadoh

I fed, I know what I will all about sole a back

A yeaaaah

Now you see them 

Ohhh Mama knows

Well I beg a my way, the house

The heya, bound a buoy yeah

And I know what I know I don't wanna pee.

Baby cries.

I don't know what a something, hell

On a gumball, on a whale

I betta, I don't I don't know ah well as a fox sold a fax

aw yeaaaaah

Now you see there

Oh a boy

Yeah, I make up my way

My tail, round up my way, yeah

And I know what I know, I don't wanna see you

I don't wanna staaaaaay

I don't wannna stayeeeeee

I don't wanna stay

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(More "supposedly actual" lyrics)

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Thank you, thank you, I'll be here all well. Also taking requests.

Now back to this regular old sniffling sneezing coughing aching stuffy head fever kind of day.