That is nasty. So, so nasty. I can't bring myself to watch that show anymore. I almost vomited when I saw the ad for the newer episode about the chick who drinks GASOLINE. *gag*
...as an environmental scientist who deals almost exclusively with petroleum products, I can for a fact state the following: "OMGWTF Is She INSANE???" I foresee some really nasty cancers in the near future for that lady.
Furrealz. There is NOTHING good for you in gasoline. I mean...(I'm gonna get all nerdy here) the "safe" amount of benzene (known carcinogen) allowed in drinking water is 0.005 ppm... pure, fresh from the pump gasoline has 44.7 ppm of benzene. In short... b*tchez should be deadz, yo.
(Although, diesel fuel only has 1.47 ppm of benzene, so she'd be better off switching petroleum products...) ;)
So I totally thought about you this weekend. If I wasn't such a lazy POS I would go back to the actual post where this would be more valid. Meh. Anyways... Back to totally thinking about you this weekend...we stayed in a hotel sat night for hubs marathon. I was running a bath in the fancy whirpool tub (weird considering it was a hampton inn) and I wondered if those jets would skeeve you out. Then my child laid on the hotel carpet buck-ass nekkid and smushed her face into the carpet. Do you still have that barf bucket handy? You probably want it about right now. Then child was fit to be tied in the middle of the night so we rocked the family bed for half the night. Which she spent part of sleeping on top of the duvet. None of this bothered me but it totally made me think of your pillow case covered hotel room :) Now, go purell yourself raw in honor of my grossness.
Thea McNasty, while I frowned and shuddered at everything you said, I full-on gagged and cried when you said you let Baby McNasty lay naked on and smush her face into the carpet. Ye sweet gods.
Sure, I mean, most people aren't gonna die from touching the hotel carpet or duvet. But do you really want SEX on your daughter? Those things are covered in spooge. :(((((
OK I just kinda of got sick...Happy Friday
ReplyDeleteThat is just wrong. Wrong. So so wrong. LOL EW! Can't stop thinking about it. Ew!
ReplyDeleteew ew ew! i couldn't even watch it! as soon as i saw the title and the still pic of the woman with the glass to her lips, i had to turn away.
ReplyDeleteThat is nasty. So, so nasty. I can't bring myself to watch that show anymore. I almost vomited when I saw the ad for the newer episode about the chick who drinks GASOLINE. *gag*
ReplyDelete...as an environmental scientist who deals almost exclusively with petroleum products, I can for a fact state the following: "OMGWTF Is She INSANE???" I foresee some really nasty cancers in the near future for that lady.
DeleteI cannot understand how this woman would still be living.
DeleteFurrealz. There is NOTHING good for you in gasoline. I mean...(I'm gonna get all nerdy here) the "safe" amount of benzene (known carcinogen) allowed in drinking water is 0.005 ppm... pure, fresh from the pump gasoline has 44.7 ppm of benzene. In short... b*tchez should be deadz, yo.
Delete(Although, diesel fuel only has 1.47 ppm of benzene, so she'd be better off switching petroleum products...) ;)
So I totally thought about you this weekend. If I wasn't such a lazy POS I would go back to the actual post where this would be more valid. Meh. Anyways...
ReplyDeleteBack to totally thinking about you this weekend...we stayed in a hotel sat night for hubs marathon. I was running a bath in the fancy whirpool tub (weird considering it was a hampton inn) and I wondered if those jets would skeeve you out. Then my child laid on the hotel carpet buck-ass nekkid and smushed her face into the carpet. Do you still have that barf bucket handy? You probably want it about right now. Then child was fit to be tied in the middle of the night so we rocked the family bed for half the night. Which she spent part of sleeping on top of the duvet. None of this bothered me but it totally made me think of your pillow case covered hotel room :) Now, go purell yourself raw in honor of my grossness.
Your welcome. T
Thea McNasty, while I frowned and shuddered at everything you said, I full-on gagged and cried when you said you let Baby McNasty lay naked on and smush her face into the carpet. Ye sweet gods.
DeleteBaby McNasty lived to tell the tale none the worse for wear. Nary a cough, sneeze, or flesh eating parasite.
DeleteSure, I mean, most people aren't gonna die from touching the hotel carpet or duvet. But do you really want SEX on your daughter? Those things are covered in spooge. :(((((
DeleteThese GIFs cracked me up. perfect. perfect. lol
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