Apparently some poor poor misguided soul decided to go ahead and install hundreds of Jaffa Cakes on the wall of an elevator so that people could lick to their hearts' content.
What are you a wizard, a genius?
Listen, people. I'm all for a good Jaffa Cake. Light, fluffy cookie; delicious, delicious strangely gelatinous orange filling; delicate chocolate coating, what could be wrong with a Jaffa Cake?
Until you glue them to a public surface and let people graze.
Not to fear, the head honchos swear that once a cookie is licked, it is removed. *snort* Because I'm sure that Jeeves the Bellboy can keep an eye on just which of the hundreds of cookies have been defiled and immediately takes that particular cookie off. Spit-spot! As it were.
I would rather someone just came up with Fizzy Lifting Drinks. *braaaaaaap*
