Monday Musings; or, Make Thyself Known Immediately, If Not Sooner.

So I was musing the other day: WHO ARE YOU PEOPLE?

You all know me. And if you don't, allow me to introduce myself.

Hello. My name is Jo, and I have OCD.

I gargle with Purell,

My hands are always sopping with hand sani,

I snort Comet,

And I mainline Clorox.

OK, now you know me. So who are you? I have around 130+ hits a day, which I suppose is fair to middling for this young blog, so I want to know who's hitting me. Wouldn't you want to know that?

So introduce yourself! Come say hi! You can post anonymously if you want, but tell me a few things about you! Tell me who you are, even if you think I already know who you are.

• What's your name? Or what shall I call you?
• How did you find my blog?
• Do I know you in real life?
• How long have you been reading it?
• What keeps your reading it/what do you like about it?
• Or perhaps you think it's a train wreck/what do you hate about it? :P
• Do you like Tenacious D?

• Can you rub your belly and pat your head?
• Can you touch your tongue to your nose? GROSS! Stop this at ONCE! BOOGINS!

• Do you have obsessions or compulsions yourself?
• DO you think I'm completely, completely nutbar or have you learned a few useful tricks while reading my blog? 
• Have I changed your outlook in any way?
• Y'know, just give me some info about who's reading my nonsense. I'd like to know more! I love my fans and readers so much! And I want to know who you anonymous fuckers are.

Anyway, hi!!