And then...THEN, Adam stepped in to help.
Who knows what's on that fucker's hands?
Oh Adam, you handsome, disgusting bastard.
But then, I even lost respect for the glove-clad restaurant owner, when he was preparing the world's largest pizza dough by tossing it. Because that shit touched his arms and elbows, yo. And you KNOW he didn't surgeon-scrub his arms and elbows first.
Does it bother you when pizza dough touches the chef's arms, or worse yet, when they prepare it with no gloves?
I know that shit is baked, but srsly, who wants baked E. coli and baked staph and baked nail grime and baked bum-bum germs?
ED. NOTE: In another show, I beheld this:
IS THAT HAND SANI I SPY??
Adam, you may have redeemed yourself.
....On second thought, no. But it's a nice effort.