I wrote a novel when I was 18.
That was a great, great many years ago.
The book sucks, badly. I mean it's STUPID.
It is bizarre, to say the least. Oh, and it sucks.
But there are like five parts that still make me laugh out loud hysterically.
It's about a lunatic who is obsessed with the eradication of germs and contaminants.
Yeah, I see you smirking. You over there in the red. Shut up.
If I self-published this
Would you pay to read it?
What would you pay to read it?
Love,
Jo
Whatever you charge, I would pay! :)
ReplyDeletei actually looked down to see if i was the one in the red.
ReplyDeletedo it!! always wanted to write a book, you gots to publish it!! id totally buy it!! doooo itttt!! :-)
ReplyDeleteThankful that I am wearing a cream colored sweater! :) I think you could publish your blog! Even for those who aren't OCD it is entertaining!
ReplyDeleteChes: You woull,d shake your head and go, "This shit sucks." I'm afraid for you to read it! :)
ReplyDeleteSherilin: snort.
Amanda: I'm temmmmpted...
Maria: Zawww, you're sweet. :) Thanks all!
Do it! Now!
ReplyDeleteI found you on FB, by the way. You can't hide from me. I'm all-seeing.
But if I publish it and share it with you kind folk, you will all be like, "Oh my. I used to think Jo was funny and clever. But that book...OH MY. She's actually really ridiculous."
ReplyDeleteI don't have a Kindle...I have a Nook. :(
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