A lot of the time, the toilet paper roll gets changed while you are actually in the process of doing your dirty bidness. That is, you have a duke, use some toilet paper, run out of toilet paper, reach for new toilet paper, then put it on the toilet paper holder. With grody grody germy hands.
Then sometimes, while strolling casually through the ancestral manse, maybe you notice that the roll is empty, so while doing other chores or just brushing your teeth, you take a minute to put a new toilet paper roll on. And you touch the grody grody germy toilet paper holder that someone else touched with shitpaws.
For the love of God Almighty, people, please wash your hands after touching the toilet paper holder for ANY reason.
Love,
Jo
You always manage to make me laugh! You are awesome!
ReplyDeleteI aim to please! :D
Deleteicky. you should do a post about litter pans and cat feet.
ReplyDeleteOMG. The worst type of "shitpaws" ever. My soul used to die more and more each time our cat would jump up on the counters. Note: We no longer have this cat. :)
Deletei love my cats, but when they walk on the counter or my pillow, it's hard for me to shut out the thoughts of the poo box they just walked through.
Deletelol... i too thought this was going to be about cats and littler boxes. Jo you think of things that I can honestly say have never ever ever crossed my mind.
DeleteAncestral Manse...dying over that one.
Good point! I will say that is why I love our toilet paper dispenser (it looks like this but in chrome: http://common1.csnimages.com/lf/47/hash/10785/3949750/1/Country+Bath+Toilet+Paper+Holder+with+Hook.jpg). It's easy to get the roll on there without touching anything!
ReplyDeleteThose are nice to avoid the ick-factor, but then when you go to tear off the toilet paper one-handed, the whole roll comes flying off! :D
DeleteHow violent are you with your terrlet paper grabbage? I have those in 2/3 bathrooms and love them.
DeleteAlexandra, feel free to ask those questions right here! :)
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