Monday, August 19, 2013

Three Fine Ways to Avoid Bum-Bum Germs.

We pick up bum-bum germs all day long, on our hands, our shoes, our cell phones, our purses, and so forth. But there are three big things you can do to remedy this nasty situation.

First: Take off your shoes when coming home. Do you ever think about the things you are tracking in? Dirt, bird poop, squirrel poop, dog poop, spit, gum, bum-bum germs galore. Would you lick the bottom of your shoes? I'm guessing that 99% of you would not, although I am excluding the Deep South from my facts and figures. So why would you walk on your floors and carpets or curl up on your bed or couch with your shoes on, and expect your kids to crawl, lie, or play on those now-yucky surfaces? Taking your shoes off at the door will prevent SO much muck from coming in, and hey, you won't have to clean your carpets as much. If you have a baby who is scooting or crawling, this is especially important. Because, groce.



Second: Wash your hands upon arriving home. After, naturally, taking off your shoes. Think of everything you touch while you are out: Shopping carts, gas pumps, doorknobs, escalator rails, your steering wheel, your cell phone, money, people's hands, restaurant salt & pepper shakers, and so forth. Maybe you even went to the doctor today and touched things that other sick people touched. Everything you can think of is crawling with germs. Colds, flu, fecal matter. Yummo. So as soon as you are home, lather up. Just get rid of all those things you've touched in the big scary world. Start fresh. This makes me feel like my home is a safe haven, free of the majority of "outside germs." If you're bringing your kids home from school, it's especially important to wash their hands, because school is a hotbed of disgustery.



Third: Never, ever put your purse or bag or wallet on the counter. Handbags are teeming with germs. They are dirtier than a toilet. Your purse handle touches everything you touch. You often place it on the floor of restaurants as you eat, or movie theaters as you get your World War Z on; it accompanies you to the public toilet and you handle it after doing your biznass; etc. The strap of your purse, the bottom of your purse, and the inside of your purse is filth-laden. Clean it on the regular, and never, EVER plop it on the kitchen counter along with your keys when you get home.




8 comments:

  1. "I'm guessing that 99% of you would not, although I am excluding the Deep South from my facts and figures."

    For the record it would be 99-100% if you included the "Deep South". Ignorant prick.

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  2. Good to see a post from you. :)

    My husband will just NOT get in the habit of taking his shoes off when he comes inside. He'll do it if I remind him, but usually he forgets. I hate it. :P

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  3. I know exactly what you are talking about with the shoes! I always think of all the people who spit and we walk in it! I am always on spit patrol - I am always on the lookout for it and am constantly telling others I am walking with to "Watch out! There's Spit!!"

    And I am happy to say that I have developed the habit of washing my hands as soon as I get home -- I just can't stand touching anything in my house without washing when I walk in! A lot of times I will use my hand sanitizer I keep in my car when I get out of each store. I have been known to pour it on everyone's hands before they are even allowed to climb into my car if we have been in any place that makes me feel especially creepy crawly!

    :) Lisa :)

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  4. YAY posts! I am happy to report that I actually DO these things! Shoes are kicked off once I come in, my purse is hung on the back of a chair, and I usually wash my hands once I get home (after petting the dog, because he demands instant attentionz, and he's already germ-laden anyway). And to counter the "ignorant" comment posted up there...I can say for a fact that I know at least a few peeps from the Deep South who would lick a shoe...if dared to do so while drunk. But I probably could find a handful of random college fraternity guys from the rest of the U.S. who would as well, under the same conditions. :)

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  5. I second Feaux...YAY!!! And the licking the shoes when drunk. That would totes happen. My husband would do that, no problem. That is, however, where we part ways. Wait for it...I do none of these things. Aren't I groce? I know it to be true :) Well, I do have my shoes off, but that is b/c it is summer and I am barefoot. Sidebar Question: what about if you wear flip flops? Then stuff is all of your feet. I ask cause I wear nothing that encloses my foot basically all summer long. Not even tennis shoes if I can help it. Would you then wash your feet?
    I hope you are back for good because I have missed you and your blog in a big way.

    xo from the germiest of the germy.

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