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Friday, November 1, 2013

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CDC Urges Americans To Suck Doorknobs

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...how this blog got its name. Well here is a good place to start.

You may also be wondering where some of my biggest fears/phobias got started.

*Why I Check That the Back Door Is Locked...Over and Over and Over and Over and Over.

*Why I Am Absolutely Terrified of the Common Fucking Cold.

*And, most importantly, Why I Have RAGING Obsessive-Compulsive Disorder and Where It All Started.

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