AM COMPLETELY COMPLETELY PANICKING ABOUT MY CHILD TRICK-OR-TREATING IN A COUPLE HOURS
ALL THOSE LITTLE TINY GRUBBY HANDS IN ALL THOSE BUCKETS OF CANDY
SO MANY HANDS
COVERED WITH SO MANY BUM-BUM GERMS
OH GOD ALL THE BUM-BUM GERMS
ON ALL THE HANDS
THE SNEEZES
THE RUNNY NOSES
GERMS ALL OVER THE CANDY
ALL THE GERMS
ALL THE GERMS
SOMEONE TALK ME DOWN
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