Poop on a Hot Tin Slide

I never wanted to have to say I told you so, but I told you so. :-(

Now presenting: Gross Things I Used to Do...Yet Somehow Survived. I was in the shower this morning when I suddenly had a very clear memory...

So I guess it's been awhilst since I've updated. I know this due to a gentle prodding from a few of you. ;-) LOVE YOU! Not much is...

CDC Urges Americans To Suck Doorknobs

Ruth! Ruth! Ruth! Baby? Ruth! --- Halloween is one of the most awesome times of the year. It's fall, so everything is damp an...

We pick up bum-bum germs all day long, on our hands, our shoes, our cell phones, our purses, and so forth. But there are three big things yo...

Today I came across a friend's talking about how she paid a visit to her local butcher. And I was thinking, "Butcher. What a tr...

So the time has come to post again. I am still FRESH OUT, SON, of ideas. I mean, you can only blog about Purell and new Advanced Purell (...

A study on the thingies what are found on your moneys. " In a 2002 study published in the Southern Medical Journal, researchers at Wr...

When I was young, I used to go swimming in our little alligator swimming pool in the back yard. Do you remember those alligator swimming poo...

So back when my older chitlin was 4ish years old, and we put her in preschool, she was getting sick every 2 to 3 hours. Like, we'd send ...

So I finally crawled out of my hermit shell and invited friends over for a playdate. My friend has two daughters like I do, the same age as ...